A redbox Christmas.

Mom: Tha’ hell is dat?

Mom: Yea I mean really why didn’ ya tell me?

Stepdad: You can pick another one if ya want.

Mom: What the hell is this shit? I neva in my life heard of it.

Brother 3: Whatisit?

Stepdad: Means it’s good. Warrior is like a Rocky movie. Dis’ one here.

Mom: Doesn’t even show any nawmal characters on it.

Stepdad: Nawmal characters?

Mom: No normal acta’s, they don’ even.

Stepdad: Dis is a good story.

Mom: Of what!?

Stepdad: You’ll see, I read it, don’t wanna give ya all of the information.

Mom: No Tony, it doesn’t even tell ya what it’s about.

Stepdad: Dere good, both of them are good. You wanem? Hm?

Mom: No, I’m sure I couldda found something else.

Stepdad: Gahcheckigahcheckitgahlookgah.

Mom: Yea, now I have to go out there.

Stepdad: Wellhohayaevagunahavashowya.

Mom: This is a waste. How much ya pay for this shit?

Stepdad: Dolla!

Mom: I don’t know how ta work it.

Stepdad: Go take a look atem first, there right there.

Mom: I’m not gunna get out there by myself, shut the light off.

Stepdad: Gahead.

Mom: No tone, I’m not goin out there by myself.

Stepdad: Go go witcha. Gahedtts.

Stepdad: You scared of the little…

Mom: So stupid I can’t baleh.

Stepdad: What?

Mom: What was the last thing I said to you?

Stepdad: Don’ worrybout it.

Mom: Let me know if they don’t have the movie.

Stepdad: You doneven know what’s out there.

Mom: Cause I knew…

Stepdad: You doneven know

Mom: Cause you can’t picka movie!

Stepdad: You can’t pick a movie! Watch, she has no idea, no idea what movies, what’s goin’ on.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Three

Vote for one of my drawings to be on a shirt below. You can pick one I think, so pick whichever you like best.
Thanks, I just really want to see them make one of these haha.

http://www.designbyhumans.com/vote/detail/67390

http://www.designbyhumans.com/vote/detail/67342

http://www.designbyhumans.com/vote/detail/67389

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The NEW YORK t-shirt is now available on the website!
Check it out, we printed a small run this first time to see how they do and if people are interested, well they sure are! Only 4 or 5 shirts left!

Get on them quick! smalls and mediums are all we have left in stock but we’re working on a new design for the next run.

Here’s a quick commercial, nothing good happens after about 1:40.

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I really truly hate my other blog layout, it makes me so angry the images get cut off and I haven’t yet figured out how to fix it. so here’s abunchabananas…if you want to catch up on the other blog, here’s a link to that damn thing… http://mattclark.bigfolioblog.com/
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Ok what have we got going on here…

Spot Check Long Island has a couple of my photos in it (20, 22, 23, 29, and video clip 31)

 Some new photos on pavementpress.com which you can see by clicking the photo below..

Also a feature on the Noreaster/Hurricane IDA swell on surfline, photos 2, 3, 4, 5, 11, 12, 14. Just click the picture to check it out.

Oh also, a little but of a noreaster earlier on in the fall season, photos 1, 3, 9, 13 on surfline…clickpic

 Here’s a picture from New Jersey yesterday….

Oh yea, I changed the website around a little….

Oh here’s a cool picture of Alex Gray doing a floater over me…

Here’s a shot of little 16 yr old Moacir Cunha (NY)