A redbox Christmas.

Mom: Tha’ hell is dat?

Mom: Yea I mean really why didn’ ya tell me?

Stepdad: You can pick another one if ya want.

Mom: What the hell is this shit? I neva in my life heard of it.

Brother 3: Whatisit?

Stepdad: Means it’s good. Warrior is like a Rocky movie. Dis’ one here.

Mom: Doesn’t even show any nawmal characters on it.

Stepdad: Nawmal characters?

Mom: No normal acta’s, they don’ even.

Stepdad: Dis is a good story.

Mom: Of what!?

Stepdad: You’ll see, I read it, don’t wanna give ya all of the information.

Mom: No Tony, it doesn’t even tell ya what it’s about.

Stepdad: Dere good, both of them are good. You wanem? Hm?

Mom: No, I’m sure I couldda found something else.

Stepdad: Gahcheckigahcheckitgahlookgah.

Mom: Yea, now I have to go out there.

Stepdad: Wellhohayaevagunahavashowya.

Mom: This is a waste. How much ya pay for this shit?

Stepdad: Dolla!

Mom: I don’t know how ta work it.

Stepdad: Go take a look atem first, there right there.

Mom: I’m not gunna get out there by myself, shut the light off.

Stepdad: Gahead.

Mom: No tone, I’m not goin out there by myself.

Stepdad: Go go witcha. Gahedtts.

Stepdad: You scared of the little…

Mom: So stupid I can’t baleh.

Stepdad: What?

Mom: What was the last thing I said to you?

Stepdad: Don’ worrybout it.

Mom: Let me know if they don’t have the movie.

Stepdad: You doneven know what’s out there.

Mom: Cause I knew…

Stepdad: You doneven know

Mom: Cause you can’t picka movie!

Stepdad: You can’t pick a movie! Watch, she has no idea, no idea what movies, what’s goin’ on.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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